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a jesse is an awsome kid who is capabel of many things that are unbelievable to find in one lil person
hes a very smexii boy who has alot on him mind....might dislike some people but still have the spunk to still be friends and umm hes one smarty/fatty acid
-jesse's may change the world
- "omg did u see that guy yesterday?"..."oh yea he was so bangable"
by Marina Avetisova January 02, 2008
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One who brakes the hammock
"What happened to our new hammock?"
"She pulled a Jesse!"
by Tiffanni April 19, 2008
62 147
someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.
We were going to play a show at the Brickhouse, but our drummer had to be a Jesse and complain.
by AJ Senechel August 12, 2008
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A red neck, white power, hick that is often times found with or around alcoholic beverages. Often times you will not understand what it is that a jesse is saying, but rather than asking him to repeat his statment just ignore him and move on.
*warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.
Oh god, it smells like jesse in here.

Jesse you're a fucking pig.
by landioshwill August 31, 2008
38 125
A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's
jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny
by cactus101 August 30, 2008
67 154
One who frequently obsesses and stalks asian girls. Usually, the girl is named Minnar or Jackie. This unfortunate event haunts Jesse because he cannot control his love
"oh my god. what a Jesse"
by kjsdbn;iaodufg May 06, 2009
24 116
A stupid cocky kid, who has a shlong the size of a 5 years old's. his hair is minging and gangrus and he's the size of a peanut. He is also extremely greedy and wont share anything.
Just go home, your name is jesse
look at that little rat kid
by r0ne October 23, 2008
39 131
a wanna be punk kid, who works in a kitchen, and likes toast.
a big player wanna be.
dates nasty hoes,
but makes a wonderful bestfriend.
"God, don't be such a jesse!"

"ew, your girlfriends nasty, jesse!"

"quit your bitching jesse, get back in the kitchen."
by rainbowbutt September 17, 2008
40 132