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29.
verb: the act of pulling one's top over their head in a physical fight, as seen in a hockey game.
jersey, jerseyed, jerseying
"Did you see that? He just got jerseyed!"
by Sh4v4l September 07, 2008
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30.
Island, British Crown Dependency in the English Channel. Term often misused to identify a US state by Americans who are blithely unaware of the Island's existence.
New Jersey resident: I'm from Jersey.

Jersey resident: No you're not. I'm from Jersey. You're from NEW Jersey.

New Jersey resident: (confused) It's the same thing.

Jersey resident: Hasn't it occurred to you that if your state's called
New Jersey, there must also be an "old" Jersey somewhere?

New Jersey resident: Er, um...(panics, then brain suddenly implodes attempting to process this information).

Jersey resident: That's a shame. I was also going to tell him where York and Hampshire are.
by crapaud May 01, 2006
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31.
Jersey (noun): used in place of Marijuana, or weed, dope, grass. Since being inconspicuous is the name of the game, any code word will help.

you will use a "good" players name when talking about "dank" weed. and vice-versa for "bush" weed.
1.) "Hey man, you got any Ovechkin jerseys?"

2.) "Hey man, running low on loot, got any JJ Reddick jerseys?"
by Stuttgart July 24, 2010
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32.
Jersey is more than just a place. It's a way of life. From "Jrz Slang" to the historic events and places. People from Jersey will either rep it to death or hate it. The real Jersians love it. They, Including I, eat the ones who do not. From the GW to Sandy Hook and beyond, everyone in it is either family or foe. REP NJ, REP JERZ.
Dude, I bought one of those "I hate NY, I Love New Jersey" Tees the other day.
by Mac Chandler May 18, 2008
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33.
Of, or referring to, a females name and Phone Number.
"I saw this fine ass dime walk through the club, but I didn't get the jersey."
by Sam Stunter February 08, 2010
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34.
The dirty conglomeration of land that resides South West of NY. It is sometimes known as the Garden State, but I guarantee you won't find a single garden. . .just filth, skanks, and wanna be Guidos and wanna be New Yorkers. There are few exceptions including parts of Northern Jersey which happen to be pretty nice however the Jersey Shore is heavily overrated and Long Island beaches are generally preferred. They have no sports teams worth speaking of except the Devils and the Nets are soon moving to Brooklyn.
Fag: Yo dawg, u from Jersey?

Other guy: Do I look or smell like filth? Fuck no!

Hey Bro you wanna go to the Jersey Shore?

No, I don't want an STD. . .
by EmPireStateOFMiNd December 17, 2009
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35.
Alternative word for toilet.
Be sure to flush the Jersey after you take a shit!
by guido#22 June 26, 2009
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