Used in reference to any person, action, or place pertaining to subpar expecations.
No man, I wouldn't hit that, that ho is Jersey.
Who cooked this trash, it's way Jersey.
by SKiz4life January 10, 2008
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(n) short for New Jersey. Home to such natural disasters as the Jersey Shore. Essentially, it's like New York's red-headed stepchild. It's there; only other red-headed stepchildren (aka - natives) actually like it, but you can't get rid of it because it is part of the family now.
I was driving from Oregon to New York, and drove an extra day just so I didn't have to drive through Jersey.
by nynative July 30, 2010
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A State full of obnoxious people who smell bad, think they're tough, and are way out of style. Little do they know that if they ever entered a REAL place like Philly or NYC, they would have their asses handed to them upon starting a fight. Mainly consists of Shopping Malls, Chain Restaurants, Highways, and Target stores. Just plain sad.
Aww shit, My train goes through Jersey before taking me to New York! I hope none of their cheap cologne rubbs off on me! Shit man, Jersey Can't even make a real Cheesesteak! It Just Plain SUCKS!
by FromPhillyWitWiz April 1, 2011
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1. (relating to a night out, usually at a party or a club):

a group of unattractive people who don't know how to dress their age and/or body-type and kill the vibe at a party/club when you're just trying to have a good time with your friends. Skin-tight animal print seems to be the clothing of choice these days (or always)
Whether you rented a club for the night or went out dancing with your friends, the following scenario is more likely than you think:

A: "Hey! Forgot to let you know we made it home alright around 2:30 am"
B: "Cool. Last night was a lot of fun. So glad I went."
A: "ME TOOOO!!! Probably should have left with you though...the crowd got less and less attractive (pretty sure they let jersey in at some point)."
by Learned_Hand October 12, 2013
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"Haha! You live in Jersey!"
by Razukin December 2, 2002
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Representative of any poor job of parking or any form of automotive usage
Dude, that park job is so Jersey
by The Vulture July 21, 2008
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