stepchildren

Children of your new wife; complete drains on your patience and bank account. Good at practicing mind control, especially when they want something from you (money, car repairs, etc). AKA The bitches from hell.

Dave: Hey Mike, we still going to the Dbacks game?
Mike: Fuck no! The stepchildren have convinced their mom they need new clothes!

stepchildren by thegivers November 10, 2009

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stepchildren

notably referred to as the balls.

as my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, i mentioned "mind the stepchildren."

stepchildren by just some guy August 16, 2003

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mind the step children

To pay attention to the testicles during the act of fellatio.

Did she mind the step children during the Lewinsky?

mind the step children by numbnuts June 19, 2003

stepchilding

the act of displaying a cold shoulder, condescending, patronizing, ignoring, attitude toward someone

....after repeated unreturned calls and unanswered texts you bump into the person you are trying to contact " Hey man why are you stepchilding me, I've been trying to get in touch with you for weeks, whats up with that?"

stepchilding by rhyynno September 10, 2012

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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