The best kind of Cheesesteak you can find anywhere in the world. Don't be fooled by pizza places in the suburbs, or anywhere outside Philly that display 'Philly Cheesesteaks' on the menu, because they are usually the worst kind. Given my name, FromPhillyWitWiz, I prefer mine wit Wiz, but a true Philly Cheesesteak place will just assume American unless you specify otherwise. For best taste, hit up Jim's in the Northeast for a Cheesesteak that'll blow your mind. If a person is not from Philly, It is very obvious bacause they'll refer to it as a Cheesesteak Sandwich. A Philly Cheesesteak is not the act of ejaculating on a plain cheesesteak, that would taste horrible, therefore being a Jersey 'cheesesteak sandwich'. Don't take forever to order. "extra Wiz Witout" is a cheesesteak wit Exra cheese wiz and no fried onions. Don't order like"Hi, yes, I'd like one cheesesteak with cheesewiz and no fried onions. and can i get extra cheese on it? thankss" That's VERY Jersey, and not cool at all. They should spit on you.
Man, I'm starving, I'm gonna take the bus to Jim's right here in the Great Northeast and get the best fuckin Philly Cheesesteak there is cause Jims only has the best, and the best is only at Jims.
A State full of obnoxious people who smell bad, think they're tough, and are way out of style. Little do they know that if they ever entered a REAL place like Philly or NYC, they would have their asses handed to them upon starting a fight. Mainly consists of Shopping Malls, Chain Restaurants, Highways, and Target stores. Just plain sad.
Aww shit, My train goes through Jersey before taking me to New York! I hope none of their cheap cologne rubbs off on me! Shit man, Jersey Can't even make a real Cheesesteak! It Just Plain SUCKS!