jerry lewis trick

When you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.

A: If youre so paranoid, use the Jerry Lewis trick.
B: Whats that?
A Its when you leave a meeting and you keep your brief case on the table with a tape recorder in it so you can see if their talking about you. Then you come back 5 mins. later to pick up the case.

jerry lewis trick by Throboman31 June 11, 2006

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Jerry Lewis' Hair

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."

"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."

Jerry Lewis' Hair by creedmoor October 10, 2004

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The Jerry Lewis

The act of taking your pointer finger and rubbing your ass crack or balls with it. Then taking it and sliding it right under another person's nose; If the act is done by a female, then its called the "Reverse Jerry Lewis".

Hey bro, before the night is over I gotta do "The Jerry Lewis" on that chick sitting at the end of the bar. She'll love it!

The Jerry Lewis by MA$TERMINDZ June 29, 2010

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jerry lewis' buttcrack

a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.

When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.

jerry lewis' buttcrack by Joeyouknow March 27, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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