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Jerry was a race car driver. He drove so goddamn fast. He never did win no checkered flags, but he never did come in last. Jerry was a race car driver, he'd say "el solo number one." With a bocephus sticker on his 442 he'd light em up just for fun.
Jerry was a race car driver. 22 years old. Had too many cold beers one night and wrapped himself around a telephone pole.
by Osko1337 May 19, 2009
A Giant fat boy that is a try-hard, who eats rice all day. They might try and scare you with their weight but it is only a cushion of fat so it won't pulverise you. Just keep out of their way when the bell for lunch rings, and they'll run faster then Usain Bolt to get to Cafeteria first.
"Woah how are we going to rock climb that boulder"

"That's no boulder... ITS A JERRY! RUN!"
by 693r November 11, 2013
A jerry is a male penis that is usually 4 inches or smaller
Man 1: "I measured my penis last night and it was only 4 inches big"
Man 2: "you got a jerry man
by P hole skin October 05, 2013
1.) noun: During World War Two, a nickname given to the Nazis by Allied soldiers. From "GER-man" (Jer-man, then Jerry). Plural: JERRIES (the Germans). Considered a racial slur by modern standards. Compare Fritz.

2.) noun: An epithet attached to invididuals of German or Germanic heritage.
1.) Intelligence reports Jerry near Hurtgen Forest, General.

2.) I wanted to date Astrid Vögel, but my father, a WWII veteran, would be furious if I brought Jerry into the house.
by thespecter September 01, 2007
WWI term used by the British Amry to refer to a German.
Here comes Jerry Bastard!
by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004
A Jew who keeps his Jew Gold close around his neck. Also beats the sack.
That kid ws being a total Jerry when he refused to pay the male hooker when he was done blowing him.
by anal-lover69 October 26, 2011
jerry is an shortened version geriatric, and refers to someone who has no clue on certain things
A jerry is someone who starts 20 viets outside a club and thinks he can take them
by FullTimeAdlay September 30, 2011