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A hipster in every sense. Loves being artsy, and wants/ likes small beards. . Has a large penis, and knows it. He is very dramatic, charismatic, and intelligent. Determined to achieve his goal. Is very flirty by nature. Has more friends that are girls than boys. Loves Broadway and people like John legend and Ed sheeran. Seems gay, but in reality isn't, just searching for the right girl. Tends to not know the right girl is right there
Amber: Maya, I think I'm in love with jerry.

Maya: well no duh, he's fantastic. Have u slept with him yet?
Amber: oh yeah. He's great in bed. He knows EXACTLY what I want when he goes down on me.
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A cool chick, who normally rocks a braid or a bun. Can make anyone laugh, and laughs at herself half the time. Will be brutally honest, so only ask if you wanna know. Musically inclined and intelligent, but can pack a punch like effing superman. Sometimes overweight, but super cool about it. Best friend to have, will be loyal forever. No exceptions. THE person to count on.

bessie ,epic, awesome, betsy,bessy,chick,fat
Jack: DAYUM. that Bessie doesn't hold back!

John: Bro, you know that chick? The kinda chubby one? With the bun?
Jerry: oh yeah. That's Bessie. You should ask her out, she's amazing. But don't get on her bad side. Just trust me.

* nurses shoulder*
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