Another way of explaining masterbaution
I’m going to jerk my beef, I’m gonna make some beef jerky
by Mr Ben Dover April 14, 2019
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Equivalent to a salted cow raisin.
Man1: yo man, you want some beef jerky?

Man2: you mean... Cow Raisins? Sure.
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The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020
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The yellow substance that ferments between the fat rolls of people. It often comes out with a texture resembling jerky.
by McNasty the Greasiest January 20, 2018
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A whole in which one collects Jerky
After I murdered my classroom and shoved them into my JerkHole, I went to my Jerky Hole and had a light snack
by Ishnula February 1, 2018
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The act of jerking off and then putting it in your partners pooper or using your partners cheeks to rub one out
“Yo my girl let me get some stinky jerky last night!”
“Did you hear that Danielle is into stinky jerky?”
by DaceGod March 2, 2020
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