A sorry no good low-life of a man. He doesn't have a car can't keep a job and doesn't have a clue about the workings of everyday life.
Man that guy is quite but i the he is a jeremy
by DTWFL August 19, 2011
Total douche bag. He likes to manipulate people and take advantage of people who rarely standup to him. But when someone does he can't hold his own ground. Well liked by idiot men, but only an insane women would love him.
He was a total Jeremy, so I broke up with him.
by alternativa7 November 30, 2011
a kid who plays halo all day and think about halo and likes to post stuff on facebook about halo and wants to have sexual relationships with masterchief
I think halos a really cool guy said jeremy
by m-goz June 20, 2011
A childish man. Lives with his parents long after age 30. Most likely has a child but will fail as a real dad. If you come across a Jeremy be warned.
Hate to be like Jeremy over there.
by pickle1987 January 25, 2013
Usually described as an asshole who goes around in grocery stores to specifically play a game where they masturbate on the people in line and try not to get caught.
Dude 1: Dude, whats that on your back?

Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it.

Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.
by el dudarino February 15, 2011
The definition of 'Vanilla Face'. Origins unknown. Walks amongst us camouflaged with human skin which has been cut from babies.

Street name - Sexual Chocolate

"What's up Jeremy?"


"What's up Vanilla Face!?"

*NOTE*: Must be said in high pitch voice.
by i8mypenis June 30, 2010
A biblical name short for Jeremiah. Its a name given at birth by the size of the penis, if it has a larger penis then average, the name will be jeremiah, and if its small it will be jeremy.
Ohhh jeremy this is too small
by Iam JEBUS! September 26, 2010

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