a kid who plays halo all day and think about halo and likes to post stuff on facebook about halo and wants to have sexual relationships with masterchief
I think halos a really cool guy said jeremy
by m-goz June 20, 2011
A vaginal secretion of epic proportions, usually smells and tastes like bloated camel guts
she had to wear a pad when she felt a jeremy coming on, a tampon would not suffice.
by darkinthepants March 25, 2011
A 49 year old uncle who gate crashes a family NYE party drinks all the champagne and cottage cheese try's to play the Fifa drinking game then chunders everywhere upstairs cleaning up his sick with clothes from the dirty laundry basket

to be sick eeverywhere
oh no iv done a Jeremy
by Chundzilla January 02, 2011
Total douche bag. He likes to manipulate people and take advantage of people who rarely standup to him. But when someone does he can't hold his own ground. Well liked by idiot men, but only an insane women would love him.
He was a total Jeremy, so I broke up with him.
by alternativa7 November 30, 2011
A sorry no good low-life of a man. He doesn't have a car can't keep a job and doesn't have a clue about the workings of everyday life.
Man that guy is quite but i the he is a jeremy
by DTWFL August 19, 2011
Usually described as an asshole who goes around in grocery stores to specifically play a game where they masturbate on the people in line and try not to get caught.
Dude 1: Dude, whats that on your back?

Dude 2: I don't know, I'm afraid to touch it.

Dude 1: Did you go to the store by our house? Because there are a lot of Jeremys hanging out around there.
by el dudarino February 15, 2011
A childish man. Lives with his parents long after age 30. Most likely has a child but will fail as a real dad. If you come across a Jeremy be warned.
Hate to be like Jeremy over there.
by pickle1987 January 25, 2013

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