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43.
one who is quite smart , funny, loving and caring and has a small penis , but as you get to know him you will fall in love.
EXCLAMTION : i love you jeremy but i can't feel that!!!!
QUESTION : how are we supposed to have sex?

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by niams May 13, 2010
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44.
a sexy black man, who is extremely smart, a major kiss ass, and is very sarcastic.
Jeremy is so sexy.
by skadjfksaljdlksaj March 19, 2010
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45.
The act of or being ignored.
Kid #1: Hey Bob!
Kid #2: Hey Bob!
Kid #3: Hey Bob!

Kid #4: Man. You guys just got Jeremyed.
by Browniiezz November 23, 2009
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46.
whipped boyfriend who sometimes seems to ignore his girlfriend but at the same time is the best guy ever.
THATS MY JEREMY BITCH!

or

LET GO OF MY JEREMY
by beckhamsmybitch August 18, 2008
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47.
A man who thinks too much of his pen15

A man who wants to fuck every girl bra size b and over

A man who needs more friends instead of fuck buddies

A man who goes on /b/ too much

An asshole



Eric - Yo, you seen jeremy anywhere?

Kurt - Yeah i think he was fucking giovana

Giovana - Im right here

Kurt - Shit, then whos he fucking?

Eric - The world may never know.
by keksicle April 11, 2009
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48.
a word used to replace the word 'egg' in a sentence.sacarstic/derogatory-/humourous manner
Hey!how do you want your jeremys cooked?
jeremy fu-yong.
"Ah,that guy is such a jeremy head."
The sperm penetrates the outer side of the female jeremy.
george bush is a jeremy.
by jerifool April 12, 2009
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49.
i big dick that nobody likes,has stupid comebacks, and often gets called things like cretin and vexatious;jeremy is also known as tilmney stupidface
omg...jeremy is so stupid...today in language arts he tried to hear the ocean in silvia's pencil bag!
by iamagymnast November 24, 2008
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