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This is a term to define a chubby/fat person that you may or may not like. Most people would like a jeremy because he is a pacifist who wouldn't hurt anything... except cows or other animals we eat often. Don't count on a jeremy though, their memory is very faulty... especially around food. Food will distract a jeremy from anything, and if you take his food, he will attack you against his pacifist will. So basically this is a term for a pretty happy retard.
1)Did you see that jeremy?
2)You mean that guy eating that cow?
2)Its not even...
1)...Dead yeah I know.

1)Man that jeremy was supposed to bring me those papers.
2)He probably saw a hamburger and forgot you exist for while.
1)I guess imma fire his retard ass.

Did you hear? They have a shit ton of jeremys down at wal-mart.
by Rich Richard Richardson April 08, 2009
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Jeremy is a name for children that were unwanted in the family. They are often called "Mongool" in real life. Basicly, they will turn out to be drugs using mental retards.

The name is also used for children that have a large penis at birth, or have a very small brain.

" Je bent een mongool" is a Dutch phrase that is often used when seeing a Jeremy, it means, "good luck on the street."
We saw a mental retard and the first thing that came up in my mind was "Hey its Jeremy!" Then I said: "Je bent een MONGOOL"
by Mario Aran January 10, 2008
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a little jewish baby
Guy: Hurry up baby!!
Jeremy: Fuck you guys!!
Guy: BABY!!!
by SammySamwise March 22, 2008
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a cross dressing homeless person who cleans out his friends onion drawers for chump change and then spends the money on anal plugs and lube....at night he goes to public park bathrooms and propositions straight guys on craigslist to meet him and take part in some double fisting action.
why is there a trail of lube coming from your onion drawer?

Oh, thats just Jeremy

Why are you on the personal section of craigslist?

Because i feel like getting Jeremy'd

by Meaghoney July 10, 2008
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Someone who reads the dictionary for fun, picks their butt which by the way is nice, and loves to eat p&j sandwitches and drink green tea!
omg he's pullin' a Jeremy!
by ashat November 04, 2007
126 357
A troll girl in the comic series Elfquest
Jeremy is that troll girl from Elfquest.
by Jeff hauser January 10, 2008
69 303
a guy that doesn't like the number 0, has two sisters and a brother, and is addicted to baseball.
Speaker A: Oh my gosh! Have you met Amanda's brother?

Speaker B: No. Why?

Speaker A: He is such a Jeremy!
by Rose Katherine November 26, 2008
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