jello

Shorthand for jealous.

You got Super Bowl tickets? I'm so jello.

OR

Oh my god are those Manolos? Jello!

by The Ly March 14, 2007

No jello

Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.

Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives

Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"

Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."

- OR -

Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.

by Dr. Boston April 03, 2010

jello

fat rolls

She needs to put the jello back in the refridgerator!

by BlahBlahBlah May 30, 2004

jello

ass, usually that of a female. Booty.

Mommy, hello. Make it wiggle like Jello.-The Pack

by J-Mice December 09, 2007

jello

Former singer for the Dead Kennedys.

Jello is god

by mister_me January 15, 2004

jello

"The unneccesary bundle of fat attached to ones' body where so he/she is not obese."

Wow Billy's so fat!
No he's not..he's just jello

by jell0monster June 28, 2009

Jelloed

When someone's office supply has been put into a jello mold.

Has anyone seen my white-out?
*Opens drawer*
I've been jelloed!!

by maribry October 15, 2010