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The act of taking an egg, with draw on face with square glasses on a night out. Often involving taking photos of said egg in unusual scenes.
I went Jeffing last night! He got smashed!
by Kyle454 December 24, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Verb - when someone says they will show up to an event, then does not.
Jeff is jeffing on my birthday party.
by MissLG November 19, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Getting totally rad uphills while getting stoked on pain
Andrew: Hey, fancy a jeffing session today?
Martin: Aye pal, sounds super rad...pure get our climb on
by flat_lemon June 27, 2011
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the process of utilizing one's position of power to influence one of lower status into acts of an explicit nature
A professor was jeffing the freshmen this semester.
by Jeff's Victims September 04, 2009
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It is being shut-out in foosball. You fail to score a score
We lost by a jeffing in Foosball.
by TheJeff February 25, 2015
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The act of losing your shit at given moment for things some may find very insignificant. Resulting in your entire day being ruined and most likely breaking anything you can get your hands on.
Why is there a hole in the wall? Jeff was Jeffing over not being able to beat free cell in under 2 minutes.
by Jbarrer December 07, 2016
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the act of masturbating while using your own vomit as lubricant.
Dude, i jeff so much, i just got done jeffing and i need to jeff again.
by speedy_kingman February 19, 2011
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