3 definitions by Blindmelon

Jeffing

The act of sending unintelligible, often misspelled, texts that are chock full of grammatical errors and acronyms that only have meaning to people named Jeff.

Stop Jeffing me, I have absolutely no idea what that text means.

by Blindmelon February 17, 2021

SLOPTWAT

Nasty, lying whore that refuses to adhere to personal hygiene norms. Often posts older pictures of herself on personal dating sites.

"Jennifer is such a sloptwat, just look at those duckbutter teeth."

by Blindmelon February 1, 2018

Bitchvictim

Any woman that is a raving bitch to her ex, but posts "woe is me", struggling, mistreated, or sympathy seeking messages on social media

"Whitney is such a bitchvictim, according to facebook, she's struggling so hard, but she's getting a fortune in child support."

by Blindmelon February 1, 2018