Javho 

A verry intence sex act done with 1 guy and 4 girls. To get a handjob/blowjob by girl 1, while licking 2 pussys at once by girl 2 and 3, and getting humped all over by girl 4.

Guy 1--- yooo we got tistedd last night, where were you?!?!?
Guy 2--- i got javhoed by jessica, amy, britnee, and ashley!
Guy 1--- you lucky fuck!!!!

Javho by seanml December 3, 2010

javaho 

Slang for a Jehovah's Witness. Made famous by Comedian Don Barris to describe "Windy City Heat" star Perry Caravello.

Perry, you javaho piece of shit italian fuck!

javaho by ScareMaster October 25, 2015

Janhova 

The Biblical name for Janet Jackson, queen of pop and R&B music. Janet's fans, the Janhova's Witnesses, worship her musical legacy and rejoice in her many blessings.

I was listening to Janhova last night... "Rhythm Nation" is a classic.

Janhova has blessed us with another amazing performance in Tyler Perry's "Why Did I Get Married Too".

Janhova by JanhovasWitness April 7, 2010

Jaholiscs 

Barr's Irn-Bru.

Derived from slang 'ginger'; ginger => gingahol => gingaholiscs => jaholiscs

"Anyone want anything from the shops?" "Aye, get us a roll & sausage and a bottle of jaholiscs."

Jaholiscs by GoJo78 January 19, 2011

javaHoe 

A female programmer who uses Java a lot.
(And does typical things hoes do).

Jessica is always on Matt's damn computer even when she's not debugging for work. She's such a javaHoe.

javaHoe by kM(Squared) June 17, 2019

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)

Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.

jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009

jauhojengi 

'Powder gang' in Finnish, in reference to cocaine

Finnish PM: Jauhojengi!

jauhojengi by Eevi Dbahsh August 19, 2022