Jason Branham Share definition Flag A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature. Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid! Jason Branham by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Jason Branham mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch