Jakson

SEXY. zld;iktbeksujrhntuijmoytopu Usually leaves girls speechless. Seriously. No words describe the sexyness of this hot motha trucka... DO ME

Look at that face....he is sucha jakson. DO ME.

by Chissah May 22, 2010

Jakson

A word taken from the name of the earth mammal the donkey A.K.A the Jack-ass. This name is one used to make fun of a red headed fuck-tard who thinks he knows everything. If you ever come in contact with a Jakson do not try to capture, call the cops. If a Jakson ever gets to close then scream out fire crotch over and over again until it cries and waits for its mommy.

Dude....Look....there is a Jakson...

FIRE CROTCH! FIRE CROTCH!

by Flying Pigglets and ponies June 24, 2010

Jakson

Literally amazing hot amazing better than every one and has a brother who is named Andrew

Wow look at that hot Jakson in its natural habitat

by Hellothwre May 10, 2020

Jakson

A little annoying,douche who will probably blame the fire he lit in nursing home on the lighter

Lawyer "it wassnt him he said"
*Jakson gets on witness stand*
"It was the lighter your honour I swear!"

by Steve the hawking October 10, 2019

Michael Jakson

The wrong way to spell Michael Jackson, a legendary artist who broke all music records, including the ones from the Beatles and Elvis Presley.

Michael Jakson doesn't exist : Michael JACKSON does.

by justapseudonym March 28, 2012

Jakson Tomicic

Pure definition of ‘WHIPPED’ and does not interact or socialise with the boys no more

Jakson Tomicic , you coming out tonight?
Na sorry mate I’m with my girl

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Chud Jakson

A exclusive title given to one chud at a time who has ascended above normal chuddiness, unable to come back. Incredibly egoistic and a proud nazi, these admirable people usually can be found on /pol/ or orchestrating raids on transgender streamers.

Dude, that guy might be the next Chud Jakson!

by ChudJakson August 7, 2022