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Apparently, he's such a skeeze, even though he was just trying to be friendly. He didn't call Gretchen the same night he didn't show up to a party at Regina George's house with her. Cady Heron didn't want to have sex with him. And it's under debate whether or not he has shaved his back yet. He was possibly dating Taylor Wedell (She lives on S. Blvd with her mother who still let her go to a party at Cady Heron's house even after Susan, from Planned Parenthood called with Taylor's test results) but then he left Tylor at Cady's party and made out with Gretchen, who then started hanging out with "Cool Asians" one of whom made out with Coach Carr.
Jason: Is your muffin buttered?

Cady: What?

Jason: Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Cady: My what?

Regina: Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?
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People who do not own a car, are about 13 years old and like to flame people who put work into their cars, calling them ricers, even if they look clean. These people also like to avoid posting pictures of "their cars" by quoting words from A ndrew the great e.g. Lolque Ricer, in the biggest and boldest text available on a certain forum.
Dude with an awesome car: Yea, I just bought me a new supra
Jasons: RICERRRRRRRRRr
Dude with an awesome car: How can it be a ricer if it's exterior is stock? Post some pictures of your ride!
Jasons: LOLQUE RICER?
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A "Jason" dive is a term popularized by scuba divers in the Monterey Bay area. This neologism was coined by a dive shop manager in response to one of his employee's habit of completing only one scuba dive during an outing, even though the typical practice is to complete two scuba dives (a two tank dive).

Over the past year the term has caught on with local dive clubs, who announce single dive events as a "Jason." Some have interpreted it to mean cancelling a planned second dive, though it more appropriately refers to a planned single dive.
Diver A: Wanted to do a two tank dive, but I am going to have to pull a Jason today.

Diver B: That sucks.
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jason is such a fag
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Wow I can't believe I sucked a Jason without knowing what I got into.....
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A name given to people who are extremely socially awkward, and who simply do not know how to interact on a casual social level. They also lack the ability to filter out unnecessary words and or bad fashion sense as well as having a very awkward walk.
He is such a Jason, he was wearing long white socks with his sandals.

When I said hello to him, our handshake was so awkward and he completely missed my hand and grabbed my thumb, it was so Jason.
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