Apparently, he's such a skeeze, even though he was just trying to be friendly. He didn't call Gretchen the same night he didn't show up to a party at Regina George's house with her. Cady Heron didn't want to have sex with him. And it's under debate whether or not he has shaved his back yet. He was possibly dating Taylor Wedell (She lives on S. Blvd with her mother who still let her go to a party at Cady Heron's house even after Susan, from Planned Parenthood called with Taylor's test results) but then he left Tylor at Cady's party and made out with Gretchen, who then started hanging out with "Cool Asians" one of whom made out with Coach Carr.
Jason: Is your muffin buttered?

Cady: What?

Jason: Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Cady: My what?

Regina: Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?
by alkdjfla December 05, 2010
Jason: to hide the evidence to stash away..
so what did you do with that grenade..oh i just jason 'ed it ..
by OurFuturePaedophileyaaayyyyyyy October 20, 2010
Jason is usually a large lumber jack type. Big, manly and indigenous to areas like Alaska, Washington or Montana but can occasionally be found in Colorado. They are not known to be romantic but are hard working and known to show affection by doing odd jobs around the house or by working overtime. They are rare to find and therefore very valuable. One of their unusual traits is that they are always found to have huge hands with sausage fingers. (Another valuable asset some might say.) Really rare Jasons also have a freckled complexion that on other men may look odd but on a Jason it looks HOT!
Jane: Amazing! Where did you find that Jason? Do you know where I can get one?
Mary: Stay back Jane! I may look small but I can get scrappy if you try to steal my Jason!
Jane: Whoa there Mary, although he is mighty handsome I wasn't looking for me. My sister Nancy could use a Jason. I, myself am more into Janets than Jasons.
by #1jasonfan February 03, 2010
A douche who looks very similar to a Neanderthal. You can identify a Jason by his prominent brow bone and distinctive poof on his chin that he likes to call a chin-beard. In reality, this is mold that is growing upon his visage. His singing can be likened to toads mating. His breast size should be a solid b-cup which is accentuated best by his Lance Armstrong bike shirt. His bosom will cause some of the ladies to be jealous. He is short in both physical stature and schlong size. However, his ego makes up for this. Everyone should know that his IQ is at least 260, and that is DEFINITELY not an exaggeration. If he breaks up with anyone it is certainly a good idea, for his IQ told him so.
Girl 1: damn, I wish my boobs were as big as Jason's,

Girl 2: Yeah, I know, right? Me too. I'm only an A-cup...

Man in the forest: What's that sound. Is that a toad. Oh wait. Jason has begun a ballad...
by My guitar March 05, 2012
The best guy on the planet. He can make you feel comfortable, and loved. If he was your boyfriend, he'd never let you go unless you let him go. He'll do what you say and his voice is soft and warm. He is the best guy you'll ever meet and is normally really short. He really enjoys sports and hates football but still very fit and sporty. He has never wore jeans in his life. He is the complete opposite of high maintenance. Jason is the best guy you'll meet. Ever.
Girl 1: I love Jason, isn't he just perfect?
Girl 2: Yes. But he is too good for me.

Girl 1: I know. He is so hot though!
by Holland Marty October 09, 2013
Queerish bitch that drives a gayyy faggot-like Subaru that isn't even fast.
"Look at that Jason over there. haha gayyyyyy"
by TheTeejestdodo September 06, 2013
Your average dude with a small penis, spit down the middle. He abuses his hamster and takes advantage of those around him. He takes pleasure in uppercutting children. His asshole has been gaped over the years of sexual discipline and has herpes. This is the kind of man who has no self esteem and locks puppies in his basement for fun and amusement. A Jason also passes time by fapping to horses and ponies. In short, this dude is messed up.
Charles Manson? What a "Jason."
Joachim Kroll is the equivalent to Jason.
by Ronald MÇGodDamnDonald January 14, 2014

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