Jareds tend to be very tall, and very attractive. They have a hipster style, mixed with a little bit of rock. Jareds usually are very intelligent, and can be very overprotective in a serious situation. He knows how to treat a girl, and can always tell how girls feel just by hearing their voices. If you ever start dating a Jared, never let him go.
Girl 1: Did you see what Jared is wearing today?
Girl2 2: omg, yes! He's so adorable! I just want to take off his beanie and ruffle his hair!
Girl 1: I know right!
Girl 2: If he ever asks me out its a definite yes!
To completely kill everyone in the room's buzz by being totally negative and against everyone else.
Wow, that Jared completely ruined the party.
No, I couldn't have fun last night, i was with a Jared
Bald Headed FUCK!
One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation
"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."
a person lacking directional skills. jared's commonly lose in fights with their girlfriends because she is clearly stronger. but its alright that he is weak because they are extremely cute and perfect boyfriends =]
make your own examples to fit your own jared.
The definition of true racism.
Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."
(verb) the swift concentrated motion of any elongated object back and forth, in and out of the mouth. While jareding, the person tends to use the hands, with the assistance of saliva, in order to keep a steady pace and safe motion going. Jareding is commonly brought up in gay men, due to their tendencies to suck on each others penis's.
Mr. O'Brien bragged openly: "I jared the best, and I hate leaving messes! I always make sure to finish it off"
(n.) A generally creepy stalker like person that emits a totally freakish vibe and makes you wanna run away. On knows when they are a jared when they have a creepy rapist voice, randomly show up behind people, or freak out unknowing teenage girls.
'Omg don't stand behind me like that, you jared.'
The flap of skin that connects your balls to your penis. Not to be mistaken for a gooch
, which is the skin between your balls and your asshole.
"Ahh, that feels so good, Don't forget the Jared Baby."