jarkovich 

A pal red headed penguin that only eats once a week. It never goes outside and only plays destiny in a very cold, and dark room.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.

Stop living Jarkovich xD

jarkovich by Mama Girl_xD April 21, 2017

jackovitch 

(noun) combination of a "jackass" and a "son of a bitch" in one quick and easy word

That jackovitch fell asleep at the bus terminal with his mouth open. What the bums did to him I cannot repeat here.

jackovitch by Nick Conti December 27, 2004

Nina Jankowicz 

Vacuous female specimen that will soon run something called the disinformation governance board

Nina Jankowicz is ill equipped to do her job but she can sing, Mary Poppins style, about disinformation

Nina Jankowicz by Uncle Dimma April 30, 2022

Wierd All Yankovich 

A guy who makes ripoffs of other people's songs, such as "What If God Smoked Cannabis?", "Livin' La Vida Yoda", and "Will The Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up?"

Only true '90s kids remember downloading Wierd All Yankovich songs on LimeWire!

Wierd All Yankovich by Sir Veisaid September 12, 2014

Matilda Janković 

The absolute best and hottest human being to have ever existed in the known universe.

Person 1:Hey i feel cool and hot vibes.
Person 2:Oh Matilda Janković must be around!!

Matilda Janković by Uhhh...def not kikirx... December 18, 2020

janoviah 

She’s a very talented girl,she’s better off alone
She’s a very good and wonderful friend never will let you down,janoviah is always down to try something new,she’s not always the pretty girl but I gear and teed you she is a very intelligent girl

Girl: OMG have you seen what janoviah is wearing its so In style😍

Boy:look at that very smart intelligent girl wow she is perfect for me😎

janoviah by Therealkay December 31, 2020

Mika Jonkovic 

Super hot, rich, loyal, big dick Arab who is a literal female magnet.

Yo, did you here of Mika Jonkovic?

Mika Jonkovic by Civoknoj Akim November 1, 2022