jackovitch 

(noun) combination of a "jackass" and a "son of a bitch" in one quick and easy word

That jackovitch fell asleep at the bus terminal with his mouth open. What the bums did to him I cannot repeat here.

jackovitch by Nick Conti December 27, 2004

jarkovich 

A pal red headed penguin that only eats once a week. It never goes outside and only plays destiny in a very cold, and dark room.
His food is Garretts and ginger snaps.

Stop living Jarkovich xD

jarkovich by Mama Girl_xD April 21, 2017