A lame ass town in southern Wisconsin that nobody has ever heard of. If you have, then you probably need to get a life. OoOo piece uh candy!
A: Hey did you know that loser named Nick currently resides in Janesville?

B: Hahaha, yeah I heard. What a tard.
by Nic C October 10, 2008
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A town of 62,000 people who are sheltered as shit then as soon as they reach highscool pop out 5 kids a piece then talk about corn and the weather for the rest of their lives. They have also recently gained cockiness since the Green Bay Packers have recently been in the super bowl.
**Actual Conversation happening at Craig High School**
Tim (Wisconsinite): Hey
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Hi....
Tim (Wisconsinite): Would someone like you ever go out with someone like me?
Jocie (Wisconsinite): Are you kidding me? I am so out of your league!
Amanda (Floridian): Bitch, you're from Janesville,you're ALL in the same league.
by Mandypoo101 September 5, 2011
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a very small town in southern Minnesota, that not many people live at or have heard of.
Let's go to Janesville.
Janesville is so lame!!!
by xoxo18 April 13, 2011
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It is a town in wisconsin 2 hrs north west of chicago famous for closing of gm plant and downcrease in classiness rapid increase in inter-racial couples high alcohol consumption rapid increase in drug addiction as well also famous for the janesvillians gang gta for life!!!!!!!!
Janesvillians is a well known gang on the south side of east los santos from grand theft auto they portray the underbelly of what the politicians of janesville,wi fail to see
by dertybullets November 27, 2013
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1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.

2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.
For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.
by Sean Bishop April 19, 2006
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