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A person who is from the state of Florida is called a Floridian. Many people who call themselves Floridians are not native born, but have migrated here from other states oft times bringing with them many of the negitive things associated with Florida. Many of the elderly retirees are snowbirds and spend half the year up North.

Not all Floridians are old, spend time in amusment parks, or live by the beach.
There are still a few of us native Floridians left in Florida.
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
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one who is from the state of florida.
Yo that bitch is a floridian.
by ANDREEEEEEWWWWWW March 04, 2003
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A true born and raised native of florida,not really thought of as a real southerner by our other southern counter parts,but if you live in florida and not belive the hype you will see true floridians are southern as hell,and do take pride in it,but real floridians dont call there selves that only old a** snowbirds that live here call there selves floridians "They wish" but thanks to lame a** northerners moving down here floridians are loseing there native culture and southern accents,but there are also true southerners in the southern part of florida to. believe dot!!!
tourist: were are you from?
floridan: miami shawty!
tourist: oh im a floridian to i've lived here two years.
Floridian: naw baby, you live here! but you damn sure aint from here!
by Chrissyfbaby June 06, 2007
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"That damn Floridian just cut me off!"
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Most people think: Oh, everyone in Florida is rich or Mexican.

I'M GREEK AMERICAN, AND NOT RICH.

And seriously, my dad is not a retired mafioso... -_-

We know one, though...
Floridian: Hi people...

Skank-bag: YOU'RE RICH. LET'S MUG THEM.

Floridian: WHAT? Ahh, stop attacking me!! I'M POOR.

Skank-bag: She's lying, hit her with your weave, Bill!
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All Floridians are sick bastards !!! Those people are best avoided !!!
by Allison April 11, 2004
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