A pimple faced weirdo who gets a lot of attention from ugly females or men.
That is a gross James
by Ray4567 January 5, 2017
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A very simple child who doesn't know shit
"Don't be a James"
by James Kennard September 8, 2017
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A completely nice and genuinely heartfelt person who seems like he enjoys his life on the outside, however as you get to know this worthless orphan you realize how his parents died when he was born which is not true as he was born from a test tube which explains his lack of bellybutton.
"James, you're a loser"
by Orphanage November 27, 2016
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a guy who can say words that are complete jumble

online girlfriend moment
"james im telling you random streamers arent your girlfriends"
"DISCORD KITTEN MOMENT"
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A kind-hearted, loving man who makes one happy with his attentiveness and desire to please. Wonderfully handsome and incredibly sexy, he oozes sex appeal. Often brilliant at making love. Fancied by all women that set eyes on him. Sometimes too easily led astray but quick to realise his mistakes and try to make amends. Very intelligent. Sometimes pompous but not overly so. Sensitive. Funny. Brave. Strong. Gorgeous. Loves lists. A brilliant father and someone any lady would be proud to call their husband. Often synonymous with fab.
Call off the search ... I have met my Mr James!

He is my James in shining armour.
by Mrs James February 3, 2010
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To sum him up in 4 letters CUNT absolute waste of space cunt.
Waste of space, asshat, fuckwit, selfish prick.
Biggest let down ever to meet
I hate that James
by LOLKARMABITCH June 12, 2017
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