Cant light his own ciggarettes, eats too many doughnuts, says, " this is starting to piss me off" when frustrated. Is an awesome friend but then kinda friend that you just want to curb stomp from time to time. Thats a James.
James-"lets go to dunkin doughnuts im hungry and its starting to piss me off can you light me a cigarette?!"
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Occasionally friendly and funny and hides potentially charming qualities however is largely offensive and short tempered with a tendency to spout expletives and insults at any given opportunity. A true vulgarian at times. Quick to mock others especially those he feels superior to. Unable to accept his own failings he is quick to point out others mistakes.

Harbours an unhealthy fetish with the Sasquatch

Holds himself in high esteem. His self belief is truly remarkable and modestly ranks himself as supernaturally divine with Demi God status. Personality traits lend themselves well to a successful career in property development or Big foot hunting.
by WPrors March 18, 2015
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A complete princess, likes to wear a tiara and crown
Oh he's being such a James
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Bob"Who's that kid wearing beige?"

West "that's James."
by You wear them beanies December 5, 2015
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A James is typically a thoughtless person who normally says or does something without it being asked of them or thinking about the action. A James is also the kind of person who dosnt respond well to change. A James can also be very touchy, you can easily change a James' emotional or mood in the time it takes to clap.
James is a James
by Satans Best Buddy February 19, 2015
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Someone who has talent, but uses it unfavorably.
You have the skills of Hermin Lee, but it sounds like a James.
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Someone who is painfully irritating and doesn't even realise this and who tries to be a nice guy but doesn't understand how to socialize properly resulting on him getting rejected and usually isolated, also James's tend to have anger issues resulting in them being mocked after having an outburst.

James can also be used to describe when you are rejected from social groups or events.
George: I didn't get invited to that party on the weekend and Angel won't talk to me after I tired to touch her ass.

Tom: Dude you totally becoming a James!

George: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT A JAMES!
by Mr. xXx October 12, 2012
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