Occasionally friendly and funny and hides potentially charming qualities however is largely offensive and short tempered with a tendency to spout expletives and insults at any given opportunity. A true vulgarian at times. Quick to mock others especially those he feels superior to. Unable to accept his own failings he is quick to point out others mistakes.

Harbours an unhealthy fetish with the Sasquatch

Holds himself in high esteem. His self belief is truly remarkable and modestly ranks himself as supernaturally divine with Demi God status. Personality traits lend themselves well to a successful career in property development or Big foot hunting.
James loves the Sasquatch
by WPrors March 18, 2015
The only guy in the world who actually has no friends. And no dick
Wow he is such a James
by Zlessi September 26, 2015
The world's biggest piece of shit. A cheating, lying, disgusting excuse for a man. James will constantly cry to his girlfriends to make them feel guilty. He will pretend that he feels he's worthless and ugly, but behind your back he will sext and flirt with 200 other girls. Also, he convinces people that his exes were crazy, when in reality he most likely has borderline personality disorder. If you ever have the chance to with this dick head, fat ass, say no. He will just try to fuck you up the butt
Danielle: Omg that kid was such a james. I regret dating him

Emily: I told you he was gonna be like that. He did the same to me
by Kaela18294 December 08, 2014
Ugly ass flamboyant gay who claims to be bisexual. No one likes James, they only tolerate him.
Person 1: Wanna kill James?
Person 2: I'm in.
by anonymous 😁 March 02, 2015
A nigga who is too much of a bitch to text a girl he wants to bang
Oh that kid James
Yeah, he's a bitch
by JacobyJones May 14, 2015
Generally obnoxious person with very little common sense.
Wow, he's being a James today
by Harvey-Kelly February 28, 2015
Self delusional and self-entitled. Thinks he is jensen ackles despite looking like freddy kruger. Claims to respect women but doesn't even acknowledge them after he dates/sleep with them. Constantly lies and brags about how much he gets laid. Does some gay pornographic things on the downlow which makes you question his sexuality, despite he keeps saying he is straight. Is afraid of women, is seen with insecure girls with no self-respect and dignity. Wants to be chased even though he is a piece of shit.
Tim: Hey let's go that music festival

James Jensen: I'm all about that pitbull.

Tim: You have shitty music taste.
by fearthefork January 28, 2015
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