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I bet that guy is totally a Jake
by Mr long duck October 28, 2016
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an amazing guy that is really funny and really adorable that you cant help but love .
wow, i really want a jake (:
by kaylan March 13, 2008
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Jake is the intelligent type. Really sweet and caring. The best boyfriend you'd ever have, and also the greatest friend. He's always there for you, and cares for you like a brother, a father, a best friend and also a lover. The type who plays basketball and guitar. If you ever date a Jake, you'd never feel alone. You'll always feel loved and special. He'd make sure you sleep happy every night, and wake up with a smile everyday. When Jake loves a girl, he'd do anything to make her happy, and he'd never give up on her no matter what happens. He's also the type who gets mad easily because he's a softie, but everything will go well anyways. He also has the most adorable smile, and his hair is amazing. Also a good kisser.
"Wow he's such a great guy! who is he?" "He's my bro, my best, my half, my everything!" "He must be a Jake"
by jfcilyjry October 7, 2013
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Jake is the best person you will ever meet. He knows how to make a girl laugh, help her thru though situations, not to mention one of the cutest boys you will EVER meet and he is very sweet and overall perfect.
by Harleenafzger October 14, 2020
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Jakes are really amazing guys. Usually the tall, dark and handsome type. Ladies, look deep into those eyes because they are no where near as plain as they look from a distance! Jakes usually are really manly and buff, but have the cutest man-giggle ever. Their smiles are contagious and they have the cutest dimples ever. Jakes are guys who will respect you and your personal space, and have a certain chivalrous quality that is indeed acceptable by today's standards. He's the kind of guy you can tell all your secrets to, and share your dreams with. Never judge a Jake by his cover, because they can seem like total douches, and even come off as pervy; when, in reality, they are loving guys! You don't have to try much to catch their attention, a little bit goes a long way. They are super easy to talk to and make the average girl want to have a happy spasm.
Girl 1: So Jake and I started talking last night!

Girl 2: Shut up, he is so hot!!! What did you guys talk about?

Girl 1: Everything. Politics, marriage, parents, school, boys, girls, romance, food, and other random stuff.

Girl 2: ..... Have you ever talked to him before?

Girl 1: Nope. Not a word.
by someteenagedgirl May 13, 2013
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Jake’s are very loving there eyes are cute and perfect he will cuddle with you and make you feel amazing
Jake was cuddling me it was so comfortable
by Daniel Jones November 12, 2020
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