Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.

Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).

Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc

Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.

Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"

"What the stone or my wife?"

"Whatevers the cheapest?"

"Hrmm... that would be my wife."

Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
by The Moody Poet November 06, 2006
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Jade is this awesome amazing girl, whos a awesome friend, as she is always there for her friends, she sticks up for what she believes is right, all the time, shes loyal to who is loyal to her, but will not be walked all over, she trusts until she has a reason not too and beliebes in second chances. Shes a big dreamer and determind to make her dreams reality, shes not afraid to say how she feels, shes very caring, very mad, and just an all-round nice person and friend.
my bestest friend is soo jade.
by newyorkgirl1995 August 04, 2009
A green semi precious gemstone, used alot in china.

Also a common girls name.
A girl who is head strong, makes mistakes but learns from them, is also a very hyperactive person, talks alot. Is faithful and a good friend to all.
"I would like a Jade gemstone"

"That Jade, She's something else"
by just some emo girl February 03, 2010
Jade is a very beautiful girl, you just want her so bad.. Shes Unreal.
gosh Jade is just so dam Jade Pretty
by _Lennnnny__ April 27, 2009
An intelligent, beautiful lady who knows what she wants. She's funny and charming and has a smile that lights up the room. She enjoys playing sports in her free time and hanging out with her friends and family. She has a strong personality and although seems like she may be shy, underneathe it all she's outgoing and dignified. Fool her once, shame on her.. But fool her twice, and we'll see what happens
I wish I could be like Jade. Jade is amazing. Jade is beautiful.
by Miss young August 22, 2012
Jade is a generally green semi precious gemstone and as well as being a colour (Hex: 558A84 RGB: 85,138,132.) It is also the best name for a female (of any species) The name Jade is best suited to someone with dark hair and tends to conjure up an oriental feel (mmm... sounds hot)
The love of my life,
My reason for existence;
All my dreams come true,
I offer no resistance.

Bad poetry will I write,
far past the end of time;
my drink of choice is vodka,
with soda, lemon and lime.

Life is hard, I must admit my despair
I am in love, all should be so sweet
What is so right cannot be wrong
I love you

Note: it is the authors opinion that poetry does not have to rhyme. This point is especially valid when the poetry in question is of such a poor standard as is the case above.

However; this is of no importance as
I love Jade and I will continue to regardless of everything

Jade is Sweetness
Tracey is a Bogan
I am and have always been The lowest priority
by Luke Warm December 23, 2008
Jade: Usually dark haired and dark eyed. A Jade is a person who is daring, fun loving and extremely active. Though she may come off as snobby, she is truly just shy with people. Knowing a Jade is a blessing in your life because once you get her out of her shell, she is a sweet, loving and caring person. Never doubt a Jade's trust because no matter what, she always has your back. Jade is the type of person who is impossible not to envy. With her perfection and sweet ways, she is the best friend you could have! :)
That girl is so nice! She must be a Jade!
by shantaymc July 06, 2010
The best guitarist in the world
The new word for God
"Jade is so Jade damn hot"
by Amy April 07, 2004
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