Jacobson 

A very restless man in bed that never wants to quit.

That Jacobson was unbelievable last night!

Jacobson by redsharpie34295 December 14, 2010

Jacobson 

1) A guy who professes to not be into a certain type of girl such as blondes or tall girls, yet will purposely ask out and date outside of his type when a friend mentions someone he'd like to ask out.

2) An insecure person with no thought or consideration for the feelings of others.

Cliff was surprised to find out that Aaron Jacobsoned him by going out with a refined girl like Susan especially when Aaron always seemed to prefer trashy women with no morals.

Jacobson by Sharpie22 March 2, 2009

Jacobson 

Refereeing to your male genitalia

Gosh dammit Tate your Jacobson’s are out!

Jacobson by Kilroywinner77 May 8, 2021

Jacobson 

Jacobson, is a genuine person that tend to always have a lot of money he is a person that is out going and always ready to give his all to for family,friends.

Jacobson is him, that guy

Jacobson by Baser.com March 23, 2025

Marley Jacobson 

A cruiser bicycle that has a small gasoline engine installed on it.

The rider is usually a dirt-bag pot head with a man-purse slung over his shoulder,

and takes his strip of road out of the middle of your lane.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Wife: What the hell is that?

Husband: An enviro-fag on his Marley Jacobson.

Wife: Is that a purse he's carrying?

Husband: Would you mind if I just took him out with the truck?

Marley Jacobson by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm August 21, 2013

Col. Jacobson 

a pseudonym that people usually use, whenever they want to post racist comments about black people on a porn site. (most commonly seen on xnxx.com)

(guy reading comments on porn site): "Man, this Col. Jacobson is a racist mudafucker, fuck him!"

Col. Jacobson by Laskou January 14, 2011

Mrs Jacobson 

The livening embodiment of hell if you find this teacher run for your fricking life. get the Frick out and do crazy crap to get expelled

Friend: hey are you ready for 6th grade?
Me: I heard mrs Jacobson works there...
Friend: wanna run away
Me: frick yeah

Mrs Jacobson by pastas64 November 24, 2019