Jackturbating

The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.

Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.

Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.

I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!

Jackturbating by AproSamurai June 21, 2010

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Jackerbating

Hardcore, wrist tiring, cock swelling jacking off to the extreme.

Hey man, sorry I can't go out tonight. Why? Well, I can't walk... well it's because I've been jackerbating since Tuesday and my cock is chaffed and balls are swollen.

Jackerbating by KILLRHEDAKE November 24, 2009

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jackerbating

The act of masturbating to Jack Bauer

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again

jackerbating by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011

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jackerbating

to ejecaulate with lots of emotion and hardness; to masturbate with lots of force

Brandon Penton was jackerbating with his friend Owen Strassner; and Brandon Penton jizzed on Owen's cabinents.

jackerbating by Brazzzerss May 23, 2010

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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