Jackie'd
To be carried, dissed, housed,etc in front of a group of people which makes the person stop and feel embarrassed....
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Jackie D’s
A shortening of the term “Jack Daniels”, a Tennessee brand of whisky. Generally this term is used only by edgy kids or people with crippling depression. Or both.
Jackie D’s by TheeScribe April 30, 2020
Jackie D'oh
A variety of Dumb Bitch that wears oversized designer sunglasses.
Usually found in west/northwest London, about to drive her expensive and usually gigantic car into you because she's a)in too much of a hurry to go and do something vapid and materialistic b)not concentrating on what she's doing c)got no idea how to drive her expensive and gigantic automobile.
Despite being always and utterly in the wrong, these women still have the utter gall to scowl, honk their horn, gesticulate wildly, and act as though YOU are the scumbag driving dangerously due to all-conquering selfishness. But hey, when your husband's money is burning a hole in your purse and Bulgari is closing soon, the rest of the world had better get the hell out of your way, right?
Jackie D'ohs are usually of Middle Eastern descent or posh white women.
Usually found in west/northwest London, about to drive her expensive and usually gigantic car into you because she's a)in too much of a hurry to go and do something vapid and materialistic b)not concentrating on what she's doing c)got no idea how to drive her expensive and gigantic automobile.
Despite being always and utterly in the wrong, these women still have the utter gall to scowl, honk their horn, gesticulate wildly, and act as though YOU are the scumbag driving dangerously due to all-conquering selfishness. But hey, when your husband's money is burning a hole in your purse and Bulgari is closing soon, the rest of the world had better get the hell out of your way, right?
Jackie D'ohs are usually of Middle Eastern descent or posh white women.
"Did you see that Jackie D'oh that almost smashed into us in Swiss Cottage? She was on her Blackberry rather than actually looking where she was driving"
Jackie D'oh by Jherek Carnelian January 3, 2011
Jackie Chan'd
Two civillians are in a fist fight (usually resulting from a dispute and some shit-talking) and suddenly one of the combatants unleashes a massive kick, effectively ending the fight.
Guy #1: Did you see that fight last night? Home boy got round house kicked to the face!
Guy #2: Yeah that dude got straight up jackie chan'd.
Guy #2: Yeah that dude got straight up jackie chan'd.
Jackie Chan'd by BarnabeJonez February 24, 2009
Jackie-Oh.C.D
(Male variation: Johny-Oh.C.D)
A slang referering to people (in the case of Jackie-Oh.C.D, woman and in the case of Johny-Oh.C.D, man) who suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). The slang also referes to pop-icon Jackie-Oh, even thought she did not have OCD, it is just a way of making the slang more relatable and catchy.
A slang referering to people (in the case of Jackie-Oh.C.D, woman and in the case of Johny-Oh.C.D, man) who suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). The slang also referes to pop-icon Jackie-Oh, even thought she did not have OCD, it is just a way of making the slang more relatable and catchy.
(Person One) - Hi how are you guys?
(Person Two) - I'm okay
(Jackie-Oh.C.D) - I'm awful, I didn't make it through my schedule for the day, when I got home it wasn't 1P.M, it was 1 and 2 P.M and that ruined EVERYTHING, I had to color code my bedroom really fast so that I could shower for the fifth time today, to put on color-coordinated clothes to meet you here, but it took me so long to get to this level of the mall, because five times there were more than three people in the elevator so I couldn't get in, and you know, clock's ticking, and the elevator isn't that clean so the risk of a fatal disease is monumental, and...
(Person Two) - I'm okay
(Jackie-Oh.C.D) - I'm awful, I didn't make it through my schedule for the day, when I got home it wasn't 1P.M, it was 1 and 2 P.M and that ruined EVERYTHING, I had to color code my bedroom really fast so that I could shower for the fifth time today, to put on color-coordinated clothes to meet you here, but it took me so long to get to this level of the mall, because five times there were more than three people in the elevator so I couldn't get in, and you know, clock's ticking, and the elevator isn't that clean so the risk of a fatal disease is monumental, and...
Jackie-Oh.C.D by WUTHERINGme August 11, 2010
Jackie Dance
Dancing like a crazy fool, especially when intoxicated. Head goes to the floor and one's butt shakes uncontrollably.
Jackie Dance by jdance4lyfe January 28, 2010