A Kachowski is a cross between Disney's Lightning McQueen and Mike Wazoski. Kachowski has two large eyes, the physical body of a car, and arms like a small green monster.
Wow, he's got a Kachowski shirt! I sure wish I could be cool like him.
To have power, money, talent, fame, and everything that goes with it. Then destroying it by medically changing your sex via a mixture of hormones, drugs, and surgery.