#1:
telephone: rinnngg
Al: hi this is Al
Billy: hey Al do you wanna come over and sniff blow with me?
Al: no thanks im tired so i think im just gonna josesh it up and then go to sleep
Billy: aight but you have to snort it up next time Al: cool, goodbye
Billy: bye
telephone: click
#2:
My josesh average went over three per day last Christmas break
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!