#1:
telephone: rinnngg
Al: hi this is Al
Billy: hey Al do you wanna come over and sniff blow with me?
Al: no thanks im tired so i think im just gonna josesh it up and then go to sleep
Billy: aight but you have to snort it up next time
Al: cool, goodbye
Billy: bye
telephone: click
#2:
My josesh average went over three per day last Christmas break
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!