JM

To confuse people

Girl1: So you <3 MJ? Michael Jackson
Girl2: Yeh I guess, although its JM. ;)
Girl1: Who's JM?

Girl2: My lover. Lover

by Sx<3x May 18, 2011

jms

Jewish Mother Syndrome; to be really overprotective, grouchy, and an overall bitch; PMSing

Omigosh, my mom has a serious case of JMS! She won't let me go to the movies tonight because she said that I could get raped and kidnapped.

...also....

That girl- Arielle- is SO jms...who shoved a stick up her butt?

by dirrtyyJEW December 15, 2005

Jm

A whore online that can't sleep

Hey why you up?
Jm

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 8, 2020

jm

pronounced Jii-Emm, but doesnt mean the same thing
dude, mate, etc
a name you call your friend when you greet them or bid them farewell

Guy1: Hey! Whats up JM?
Guy2: Hey JM, nothing new.

or

Chick1: I gotta go
Chick2: See ya JM!

by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009

JM

somtimes it stands for “Join Me” or it stands for “Jealous much?”

girl: hey jm
boy: k

or

boy: your so ugly
girl: Jm?

by loIaaxx July 2, 2021

JM

An editor. A composer. A photographer. A filmmaker. A singer. A leader. A very talented person. He can be your friend and can sacrifice his time to help you. He is very shy but when it comes to helping you, he sets it aside. He is very cold to other people but he is very different when he is with his friends. He can be very weird and obsessive when it comes to love, but he will always learn from his mistakes and becomes a better person. He makes sure that he will always be by your side.

Boy 1: Can someone help me? I need help with editing.
Boy 2: JM can help you. He is very friendly.

by secretpersonshhhh June 8, 2021

Jm

The act of being sexually stimulated through exesively large nostrils

Mr. mckinly may i Jm you and finish right in those gorgeous nostrils.

by sexystarmanridingyourmother June 25, 2010