1 definition by dirrtyyJEW

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jms
Jewish Mother Syndrome; to be really overprotective, grouchy, and an overall bitch; PMSing
Omigosh, my mom has a serious case of JMS! She won't let me go to the movies tonight because she said that I could get raped and kidnapped.

...also....

That girl- Arielle- is SO jms...who shoved a stick up her butt?
by dirrtyyJEW December 14, 2005

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