jfked

the act of stealing another players items on runescape

person 1: "Awww man... I just lent my Poonslayer420 my full bandos and he put me on ignore"
person 2: "l0l that nigga jfked you"

jfked by 7 for 20 July 30, 2018

JFKed

To force the head back and to the left

When getting head your load is so powerful it forces the head to jerk back and to the left. "You JFKed her"

JFKed by Fosbury January 28, 2007

JFKed

When a man perchs on the headboard of his bed, jerking off, trying to shoot a load on his significant other, while they walk around the bed waving to an imaginary crowd of people.

Man: Ugghh! Take that bitch!
Woman: Oh, I've just been JFKed!

JFKed by littlegold August 21, 2006

JFKed

A possible abbreviation for "Just Fucking Killed", shouted by murder witnesses. If you want to send someone to their grave, be sure to take the person's life in a discreet area. In public, reactions will be unpredictable.

Murderer: "Now, to dispatch this fucker."
Witness: "What the actual fuck?!?! You JFKed that guy!!!"

JFKed by ArchTitans September 15, 2016

JFKed dat hoe 

It is where you are having sex, then you ejaculate on her frontal lobe, and her head goes back and to the left.

For extra effect, have a second shooter.

It is still a mystery who JFKed dat hoe.

JFKed dat hoe by DamnBigFeet April 16, 2009

Get JFKED 

The act of getting SNIPED in the back of your giant head and dying.

The dad in the giver told the baby to get jfked and proceeded to shoot him in the fucking head.

Get JFKED by Smalldickbigdreams6969 March 6, 2021

jaked-out 

A house party that gets shut down by the cops.

"This party's getting too big. It'll be jaked-out any minute now."

jaked-out by Anonymous7777777777 September 16, 2006