j.p.

J.P. stands for jewish princess. jewish princess refers to a jewish girl who is very spoiled by her parents, and gets mainly everything she wants.

"man, that girl is such a j.p. her dad gets her everything"

by amaziing person January 14, 2007

J.P.

Stands for "Just Pot." It's the weed that is nothing to brag about. Usually reffered to when dealing with the redish brown stuff from mexico. Also reffered to as "Dirt Weed".

Hey man, you got the good stuff? No I just have some JP.

by Chris Duenas August 3, 2005

J.P. Morganed

to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price

1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.

by Stephanie Cooper March 21, 2008

J.P. Losman

Worst quarterback in Bills hsitory, making Rob Johnson, and even Vince Ferragamo look good by comparison.

J.P. Losman threw another interception, God, he sucks.

by rollthebones April 14, 2009

dirty j.p.

This occurs when you fuck a whore, while drinking a blue light.

Hey look at Newman. He is giving his bitch the dirty j.p.

by Brew Crew 4 Life August 4, 2006

J.P. Gertums

When a man forces a women to give him oral sex, and then lays her out on the floor and ejaculates all over her body.

Also used when someone is verbally or mentally destroyed.

"Bitch get on the floor" "Okay!" "ohh yeah, you just got J.P. Gerted"

"This test is so easy." "It's not as easy as your mom" A verbal J.P. Gertums...

by TCA1234abc June 28, 2009

j.p elder

School where there is lots of fights and all of the kids are badass and you will find the most awesome people ever and most likely you will find your best friend there and the food is alright and they have great musical programs

I just love going to J.P Elder it's the best middle school ever

by Softballgymnast May 28, 2018