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1. i.h.j.p.
A club of 4 hormonal, teenage boys who care way more about 'j.p.' than they should. Similar to crazy, teenage girls who try to act hardcore over myspace.
-Is every member of 'i.h.j.p.' gay?
-Yep.
2. J.P. Weed
The best godamn thing ever created. The name came from Jurassic Park because they plant was used in the movie jurassic park and the first letters of those words is J.P. And it is seriously the coolest thing on the earth and i love it to hell and stuff.
Dude look, a family of J.P. Weed!
by pimpmasterM May 18, 2003 add a video
3. J.P.S.
J.P.S. noun; abbreviation for Just Plain Shit, a shorthand
way of indicating things are not going well, particularly in an environment where being too blunt might be hazardous to ones employment or perhaps a significant relationship
We looked at the blueprints, then remeasured the proscenium, and we all agreed that the architect's rendering was J.P.S.
4. j.p.
J.P. stands for jewish princess. jewish princess refers to a jewish girl who is very spoiled by her parents, and gets mainly everything she wants.
"man, that girl is such a j.p. her dad gets her everything"
5. J.P. Morganed
to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price
1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.
6. frumpy
getting a blowjob while taking a dump on a toilet
J.P. asked Amanda to come over and give him frumpy because he had to take a shit.
7. p dubbz
n. the gangstergangster nickname for port washington that everyone uses on their myspace.

when you say it out loud, do it with a straight face while you
flash a gang symbol with your hands. pronounce it "p-DUBS!". works especially well if you're white.
"yeah.. she can't come. her mom's mad at her, so she said she won't drive her all the way to p dubbz."
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