J name theory is that any guy who's name starts with a J is complete crap and you shouldn't date them. Ask your friends. Very few guys with a name that starts with a J is worth anyone's time.
Hey do you remember my ex, J____?
Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?
Yeah!!!
Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!
Yeah, wasn't he a piece of crap?
Yeah!!!
Doesn't that just prove the J name theory?!
by Bbop2789 October 27, 2015
A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.
Example of the J-N-Names Theory:
Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023