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1.
Jadon is by far the most supreme being in the existence of the universe. Women (even lesbians) want to be with him, and men want to be him. He is full of glorious powers and wisdom. But when provoked he will cast lighting bolts of holy righteousness upon your punk ass!
Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT, IT'S JADON!"

Person 2 - "OMFG NO WAY!"

Person 3 - "I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM!"
by Viking Zombie September 21, 2010
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2.
Jadon is that funny kid who likes to joke around and is a bit of a troublemaker. Some people may find him annoying, but he couldn't care less, he just is who he is. He has the most amazing smile, bet they didn't expect that. Alot of the people who find him "annoying" just don't know what they're missing out on
*Jadon walks in room and sits down*

Teacher- JADON! You're late, now take your hood off and show me your homework!

Jadon- Nahh *leans back in chair and throws something at teacher*

Preppy girl- Ugh he needs to just go die, or at least shut up once in awhile omg he's so annoying....

tomboy- Dude this is my kinda guy, I NEED his number
by ThatOneChick96 December 25, 2011
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3.
A radical afro infested being who constantly partakes in the act of 'tricking'. Do not let babies near a Jadon for their lives will be no more. If you hear a Jadon say "LOL" or "Yarr" watchout, this may indicate the start of the mating season, which, of course, you do not want to partake in. If you ever see a Jadon attempt to throw a piece of paper in a bin-like object, GET TO THE CHOPPER, for he will surely miss and implode into a merciless rage, no-one will be spared. Be weary in close quarters, for he is a master of Capoeira, do not approach lightly.
Holy shit it's Jadon! He has a piece of paper! :O

Oh no get to the chopper!! D:
by Ben&Luke August 12, 2010
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4.
What you get when u mix a hobit with a spoon. An interesting and unusual creature that lives under most ordinary people's beds. It is also rumoured that if you bug them whilst in study mode that they wont say happy birthday, even when it is your birthday.
"ZOMG did you see my vomit the other night?

It was such a Jadon"
by Courtney June 19, 2006
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