ya fuck u all...italians are good people that wanna be alone and independent from everyone else cause they know wats goood and wats bad....only cause other people in the world are jealous of always seeing italians with the hottest girls doesnt mean people should talk shit...people who diss other races are fagots and deserved to be killed and they probably have a gay fuckin race thats why they must go bash other people
this canadian tried to make fun of an italian? ya ok hes a fuckin tard...ask him wat hes done before?? um nothing hes a fuckin cake
by Francesco November 11, 2003
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Simply the most talked about culture in the U.S.A right now. Linked to the words guido and jersey shore. Very few italians act like those on the jersey shore. Generally short, tan (if not, light skinned), beautiful hair and stubborn. The most interesting and caring people you will ever meet. To experience a true italian, one must become close to them, or be on their good side. Knows their way in life, won't put up with bull shit and isn't afraid to punch a bitch once in a while.
Did you see that chick?
Yeah man she must've been italian!

That kid is so fly man.
Yeah dude he's italian
by Sofia MM October 26, 2010
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People with too much hair that won't stop yelling no matter how annoying it is.
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Someone from Italy, or is descended from Italians. Usually pretty good looking people, and have awesome food. Also the descendants of the Ancient Romans.
Rocky is an Italian.

I'm about 80% Italian.
by starwarsgeek133 August 17, 2010
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An Italian is not a Jew
man 1: "Hey, you see that Italian?"
Man 2: "Yea he's definitely not a jew
by Italiansarenotjews February 26, 2012
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Organ grinder usually accompanied by a monkey who also doubles as his accountant
"Look at that Italian, oh wait that's the monkey"
by Luigi Da Plumber March 26, 2005
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please, i beg of you, don't listen to what 95% of the definitions on here tell you.
we are people who come from italy. we have a LOT of different spoken dialects and cultures and were blessed with a beautiful language.
the definitions that say derogatory things against people who aren't italian make me wanna puke.
so no, MOST of us aren't as bad as we might seem from these god-awful definitions. of course, we have flaws, but we're decent people, y'know? the people on here that put down others and act as if italians are the only people who get stereotyped make me want to roll up into a ball and become korean /j
also, if you happen to be one of the *probably* few people that believe we're some sort of super intelligent beings, let me educate you.
while we do have an extremely rich cultural history that should be known and respected, unfortunately we are no longer like that.
yes, most of us are very smart and fun people to be around! we have, as you've probably heard before, great values, great family, great food, etc. but that doesn't speak for every italian.
for example, i'm literally a furry, neopronoun user and weeb... a.k.a , NOT what people would expect when they think of an italian girl.

i apologize on behalf of my entire nationality for the terrible people who think that italians are better than everyone and think it's okay to put down other cultures just because they like their own.
sane human being 1: hey, did you notice how this urbandictionary definition of the word 'italian' uses multiple slurs and is blatantly racist and offensive towards other nationalities?

sane human being 2: yeah, that's so disgusting...

internet degenerate: AAAAAAA HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME FOR CLAIMING THAT WHAT I'M SAYING IS OFFENSIVE?!?!?!??!?!? SURE, I DEGRADED MEXICANS AND BOILED ITALIAN PEOPLE DOWN TO NOTHING BUT THE 'SUPER ROMANTIC AND AMAZING' STEREOTYPE, BUT IT'S OKAY!!!!!!! BECAUSE I'M ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mumbling* fake ghetto wannabe...
by rinuki October 9, 2022
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