Italian Wall

When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine

I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.

by vingratis June 24, 2023

Italian Tortilla

A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo

WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE

by yesusdioenfskiiii July 27, 2020

Italian Loafers

The method Italian Mafia members would use to dispose of a body

Don't forget to give that rat a pair of Italian Loafers on his way out the door before he goes to sleep with the fish.

by HyperIntake13 April 5, 2023

Italian Durag

When someone eats pizza that is so shitty their puke breaks away from the chains and fills up their whole kitchen.

God Salvatore's is so shitty it made me do a italian durag.

by Captain Butt Fart December 20, 2017

Italian sunburn

The sexual act of titty fucking a female so hard that that her entire cleavage becomes red, raw, and sore.

Dude, I totally gave Sally an Italian sunburn last night!

by Philabadee June 19, 2013

Italian teacher

Super nice and caring and will right you a great college rec if she likes you but doesnt know how to teach and can’t handle screaming children she will bring you food and let you do what you want

My Italian teacher is the best I lover her class!

by ratatat663 December 5, 2021

the italian cousin

When having sex in a college dorm, right before the man finishes, he pulls out and skeets on the roommate whether she is sleeping or not.

Janet's room is so small that I can try the Italian cousin on barb.

by SHEEPSKILL December 3, 2017