Irritating Vowel Syndrome

A condition in which someone is unable to type without dragging out their vowels.

Text from Person 1: "hey what's up?"
Text from Person 2: "oooooomg u have no idea how drunk natasha was last niteeeeee"
Text from Person 1: "sounds like you have a bad case of irritating vowel syndrome."

by reallygoodonfallon July 26, 2010

Irritable body shock

it’s when you are doing excerises and then you go into shock for a few seconds and you zone out. Feels like time stopping

Omg I was working out and then my body went into irritable body shock

by Birchtreeeater November 16, 2021

Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

by IndependentForever November 4, 2009

Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation

Another name for the Canon in D, thusly called for being outrageously played out, and because of all the people who call it their favorite classical piece because it's the only one they know. Used especially among cellists.

Not ANOTHER request for Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation! If we have to play it one more time I'm going to gauge my eye out with this bow I hold in my hand.

by Gigglygoo January 6, 2010

irritable scowl syndrome

A common ailment afflicting misanthropic people. Symptoms include dirty looks, sarcasm, belittling and sighs of disgust.

I'm sorry I seem like a bitch, I suffer from irritable scowl syndrome... asshole.

by Slewbert March 6, 2014

irritable money syndrome

when one is so money hungry that they can't stop them self from spontaneously shitting money all over the place. Constant brief cases, plastic bags and rubber bands will have to be used to contain the massive amount of cash originating from the asshole who is showing signs of the disease.

When one is associated with Andrew Lazar, it is a sure bet that one is experiencing irritable money syndrome.

by joey moneyberg February 26, 2014

Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)

When your baby is driving you crazy. Baby meaning new-born, infant, toddler and up.

My baby didn't sleep last night. So neither did I. Today, I have a serious case of "Irritable Baby Syndrome (IBS)." Stay away.

by seanmlee July 20, 2011