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irish cream 

Irish cream, aka: semen, sperm, cum, man milk, slut syrup, baby gravy, jizz etc etc.

Another way of saying cum.
"Holy shit man I feel a bit off, think I swilled too much irish cream last night at the gay bar."
irish cream by Liqu!d July 5, 2004

irish cream 

Some of the purest shit you will ever smoke. This is the craziest dank around. HQ shit
I smoked some irish cream with my bros, it was chill.
irish cream by burnafterlit October 24, 2010

Irish Cream 

The process of using cum instead traditional creamer in coffee and designing a clover shape
Server: what'll you have to drink?
Patron: I'll have an Irish Cream
Server: you sure about that, lad?
Patron: I know what I ordered
Irish Cream by RIVERSBOX May 14, 2017

Irish cream 

When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.
Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.
Irish cream by Magnus Tata December 31, 2020

Irish Cream Soda 

A sexual act, while going down on a girl, performing a two fingered culdesac in order to get the girl squirting. As she is squirting, the guy must take it in his mouth, swish it around a bit to get a little bubbly. While swishing the girl bends over and opens up her asshole so you can drop the swished up squirt load into her ass in order to give it some color, the girl should release the load into a shot glass, which is then dropped into a half pint of Guiness then chugged.
Last night at the bar while others were doing Irish car bombs, I had the bartender give a me a shot glass and Guiness, so I could take my girlfriend into the bathroom so we could do some Irish Cream Sodas.
Irish Cream Soda by msd3million January 9, 2009

Irish Cream Log

The act of first taking a bowel movement (has to be one consistent turd) and than proceeding to urinate upon said bowel movement. After words the man must ejaculate upon the already urinated feces. The user than leaves it for the next victim.
Dude 1: I need to take a shit

Dude 2 (after leaving the stall, looking proud): good luck!

Dude 1: aww, dude! you left an Irish Cream Log!
Irish Cream Log by Inkk May 1, 2012