Iraqi Handy

An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.

"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."

"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."

Iraqi Handy by McGref The Crime Dog June 29, 2008

Iraqi hand grenade

When a chick is naked on her knees blowing a guy, reaches between her legs and shits in her hand, then slap splatters it onto the guys chest right as he cums.

Hey Joe, you know that chick we're sending to Git-Mo?
Yeah.
Dude, she gave me an iraqi hand grenade for some skittles.
Fucker, those were my skittles.

Iraqi hand grenade by Truthman406 November 30, 2025