Involuntary Transgender

Unintentional sexual transition in overweight males.

As your boobs get bigger, your dick gets smaller, and you become an involuntary transgender.

Dude got so fat he became an involuntary transgender.

by 0135719186420 August 15, 2016

Involuntary Veto

Upon any entry by a male into a hole of a partner (we are pro-homo), the partner may perform an Involuntary Veto, accidentally of course. This involves different things for different holes. For a pussy, the female may queef when entered. This mean that the female's vagina has vetoed the instrument (usually a penis). Here's a list of holes and their vetoes:
Pussy - Queef
Anus - Fart
Mouth - Vomit
Ear - Death
Nostril - Sneeze (or in extreme cases, Death)
Empty Eye Socket - Obviously Death

Jane's pussy had an Involuntary Veto on Clark's penis. Superman then ripped her in half.

by Zach P. August 18, 2006

involuntary abstinence

The sufferings of a loser that refrains from sex, simply because he cannot get any

Hey John, have you lost your v-card yet?
No, I am suffering from involuntary abstinence.
Oh, sorry bro, that sucks.

by xCynicaLManiaCx March 12, 2013

involuntary memory

when you remeber something you did yeas ago that was cring

involuntary memory is oof XP

by someone else thats not u May 6, 2021

involuntary restyling

Highly visible crash damage to a motor vehicle.

"Wow ! What happened to your car ?"
"I had a discussion with a biker at the traffic lights and my front end got a bit of involuntary restyling".

by eighthofseven August 14, 2007

Involuntary "You Too"

When out of habit you reply to a comment with "You too". This happens to the best of us.

Two common situations of the Involuntary "You Too"

Girl: Well happy birthday man. Have fun at Sea World tomorrow.
Guy: Thanks, you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

Parent: Drive safe and have fun.
Son: Ok you too.
**uncomfortable silence**

by Jace555 May 8, 2009

Involuntary Tin Tin

A variation of the Tin Tin, a hair style named after the popular cartoon Tin Tin by Belgian artist Georges Remi (1907–1983), who wrote under the pen name of Hergé. The style gets its name from Tin Tin's signature wisp of hair in the center of his head combed into a singular horn shape or Tin Tin. The Involuntary Tin Tin differs from the Tin Tin in that the wearer is a gentleman who is left with little hair other than the central horn shape or Tin Tin leaving no other options but baldness or the involuntary Tin Tin.

His once proud Man Mane suffers from such a prominant widows peak he has no choice but to shave it off or rock the involuntary Tin Tin

by CaddAlec January 22, 2012