Instadip 

When one ditches a place so quickly, sometimes unbenounced to others, that you swiftly avoid any potential problem you may have just encountered, had you not evacuated.

Dylan instadipped from Wal-Mart upon spotting his ex-girlfriend in line there.

Instadip by hiddenzombie013 May 12, 2010

Instadick 

the male Instagram users anatomy that gets stroked when a woman likes or comments on a users post.

Yo dawg she's been all over my instadick lately likin everything!

Instadick by Authoratorous April 24, 2015

instanip

When ones nipple is hardened at an instant.

Yo bro I saw a girl walk out her apartment today and it was so cold she instanipped and almost cut through her shirt.

instanip by Tigergoroar September 15, 2013

Instadicted

To be instantly accused, charged, found guilty (and sentenced on-site) of something when you were in the process of actually helping somebody (or at least, in the thought process of actually helping somebody) and had absolutely no fucking clue that the good you were actually trying to do would actually come back and strike you down like the actual hand of fucking God Almighty!

Dude 1: Oh shit dawg......I just got my ass instadicted!

Dude 2: What the fuck you be stressin over?

Dude 1: Foo, don't u know we ain't supposed to be doing shit around dis hood cept maybe hangin at dis 7-11......I stopped off and hepped out my homeboy who was givin dis foo some act right who was beatin up his ole lady and BAM! there it it: INSTADICTED!!! at the scene. Shiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt!

Dude 2: Uhhhhh, daim foo...........I guess I'll come visit yo ass in Federal prison den.

Instadicted by the terrorists have won November 22, 2010

Instadisconnect 

The act of disconnecting a chat on Omegle of Chat Roulette immediately after the first word is said.

"Hey"
"stranger has disconnected"

"damn, instadisconnect sucks"
-credits to stranger from Omegle

Instadisconnect by the writer formerly known as n August 13, 2011

instarip 

The act of stealing someone's instagram photo.

Niggas just stole my instagram photo. They instaripped me!

instarip by mikeyloooooooo October 19, 2013

InstaDisa 

The moment you meet a somebody from Instagram for the first time and you see they are nothing like the fake profile they have created for themselves.

I meet this girl and from Instagram and I had InstaDisa. Looked nothing like there pictures!

InstaDisa by JohnnyBravo_JK January 22, 2018