Often sustaining injuries.
Dagm: Why is Vidic captain of Manchester United? Why not Ferdinand?
Yonatan: Because Ferdinand is too injury prone.
Yonatan: Because Ferdinand is too injury prone.
by Mindar_theiconsborn October 21, 2013
When you get hurt so badly that Coldplay comes to the hospital to break the news to you in the form of a parody of one of their own songs.
Last week, my friend sustained a Coldplay injury. The band came to the hospital and told him that he was Para-, Para-, paralyzed."
by Ezomz July 6, 2013
Any form of injury suffered by a female during the act of sex.
Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.
Also, an injury suffered by a female as a result of a cumshot to the eye.
by cw3 March 28, 2008
An injury to an athlete after a big play or after scoring points for the team as a result of celebrating the play or score. Occasionally seen in football after a field goal or TD, or after a goal in a soccer game. Can be a minor or major injury.
After doing celebration dances, our kicker suffered a minor back injury and our defensive end had a serious knee injury. Each had a celebration injury.
by yes juanito yes November 3, 2014
Reasons for self-injury
- self hatred
- Loneliness
- Unable to communicate efficiently to others to relieve mental pain
- emptiness
- depression
- sub concious attention seeking (feeling of wanting to be loved)
- Emotional numbness (hurts self so one can check they can still feel)
- Intense anger to the world
- feeling of helplessness
- tension / stress
- feelings of being out of control of ones life
- check out self mutilation
- self hatred
- Loneliness
- Unable to communicate efficiently to others to relieve mental pain
- emptiness
- depression
- sub concious attention seeking (feeling of wanting to be loved)
- Emotional numbness (hurts self so one can check they can still feel)
- Intense anger to the world
- feeling of helplessness
- tension / stress
- feelings of being out of control of ones life
- check out self mutilation
by happy now? July 24, 2004
To fake an injury, in the acting style of old silent films, much as some World Cup players have in 2010.
by Rap4 July 2, 2010
A term used by idiots to describe an illness or disorder that they believe to have been caused by a vaccine.
This term is most often used by people who claim to have done their research, which probably consisted of googling “vaccines cause autism” and spending a few hours reading a blog or forum written by other idiots.
This term is most often used by people who claim to have done their research, which probably consisted of googling “vaccines cause autism” and spending a few hours reading a blog or forum written by other idiots.
by ConfederateChev June 20, 2018