Another trait of In N Out restaurants, is that they sell fries that are disgusting. They supposedly make their own fries too, which isn't a good thing. Not only are these fries the most greasiest fries ever created, but they are green, brown, yellow, every color of the rainbow pretty much. Which is NOT a good thing. A positive thing, is that they are crunchy, which is a very good thing for a fry. However, the crunchiness does not cover up the fact that the fries are disgusting and infected with AIDs.
"Uh..If I wanted to eat a shitburger, I'd just shit on a bun and eat it myself. Then I'd shoot myself in the face."
"Oh. Well I guess we could go to Carl's Jr.."
"Yes, let's. Carl's Jr. is much more tasty than In N Out's diseased feces burgers could ever be!"
Outside an In-N-Out (near San Rafael, CA)
In-N-Out Fries Holder (empty, dur)
Heart attack on a bun, a delicious one at that.
Pornstar 2: Alright let's go to In n Out
"Animal Style" - bun is grilled with mustard, sauteed onions instead of raw, pickles, extra "special sauce" - this can also be applied to fries
"Wish Burger" - no meat, i.e. veggie burger
"Protein Style" - lettuce wrapped around the burger instead of a bun
"Flying Dutchman" - two meat patties with two slices of cheese. that's it.
"Double Meat" = like a Double Double without cheese.
"3 by Meat" = three meat patties and no cheese.
"4x4" - 4 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese. Are you SURE you can eat that?
"2x4" - 2 meat patties with 4 slices of cheese for the fromage afficionado
"Grilled Cheese" - cheeseburger, sans meat
"Fries - well done/light" - get your fries extra crispy and brown the way you like them or mushy!
"Neopolitan Shake" - a blend of chocolate, vanilla and strawberry shakes
*Note: You can get a burger with as many meat paties or cheese slices as you want. Just tell the In-N-Out Burger cashier how many meat paties and how much cheese you want and that is what you'll get! For instance, if you want 10 pieces of meat and 20 pieces of cheese tell them you want a "10-by-20. They'll make it"
me: "Hi, can I have the double-double animal style, no onions."
dude: "would you like the combo?"
me: "yea sure, and can you put cheese on the fries and also i'd like the swirl shake instead of the soda"
me: "oh you, gimme some of that fuckin special sauce and some salt packets on the side."