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Piñata Immigration Reform 

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.
Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

Immigration and Naturalization Service 

(US GOVERNMENT) Former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).

Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.
Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.

"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.

Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 

A law that makes a ton of sense yet people are still bitching about it. Mainly illegals.
Guy: Dude, Arizona Immigration Law SB1070 actually makes sense

Illegal: It's wrong!!

Guy: Pussy.

Jewish immigration 

On the border lines of of Israel. A Jewish man stands, awaiting for his customer. Whenever you pay him 20 sheckles, he uses one of his nostrils to elevate you upon the ground.
The authorities have successfully intercept a Jewish immigration.
Jewish immigration by Xnjxjdjzn March 15, 2022

comprehensive immigration reform 

A term used by the liberals and radical anti-American groups to refer to the policy of granting amnesty to illegal aliens.
Obama wants comprehensive immigration reform so 20 million illegals can vote him back into office forever.

Immigration act of '92 

The excuse and series of laws in which one or more male(s) generally in pairs, between the ages of 15 and 17, use against younger women as a way to avoid certain confrontation over specefied subjects, or to hold undeserved authority.
"no you can't have your beloved waynes world video back due to the immigration act of '92."

"The immigration act of 92' prevents me from going into further detail about your missing movie."