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What one has to do when they : 1) Don't have internet; 2) Don't have computer access, and 3) Are just in need of using their imagination for a good jackoff, eg. with their friends girlfriends and other girls that are untouchable
I can't steal my neighbors internet so I guess I'll have to imaginbate
by badpeople February 15, 2011

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